small-batch · tropical · unhurried

Slow down.
Drink up.

Smoothies for people who refuse to rush. Blended slow, served cold, enjoyed even slower.

The lineup

Mango Hang smoothie

Mango Hang

Mango, coconut, a hint of lime. Named after the sloth's favorite pastime.

tropical
Jungle Green smoothie

Jungle Green

Spinach, pineapple, ginger, cucumber. Dense. Deliberate. Deeply green.

green
Lazy Berry smoothie

Lazy Berry

Mixed berries, banana, oat milk. The one you reach for without getting up.

berry
"The fastest animal never won a smoothie competition."
— The Slothie philosophy

Born slow,
on purpose.

Slothie started on a slow Tuesday morning in the cloud forests of Costa Rica. Our founder, tired of rushing everywhere and drinking terrible smoothies at airport terminals, decided something had to change.

The idea was simple: what if a smoothie company operated the way a sloth moves — deliberately, unhurriedly, and with complete confidence that it would get there eventually?

We source only from small farms, blend in small batches, and refuse to add anything we can't pronounce. No shortcuts. No artificial rush. Just fruit, done properly.

3
blends, each perfected over many slow mornings
0
artificial ingredients, ever
CR
proudly based in Costa Rica
naps taken during R&D

Say hello,
slowly.

We love hearing from fellow unhurried souls. Whether you have a question about our blends, want to stock Slothie in your café, or just want to chat about the superior lifestyle of the three-toed sloth — we're here.

We aim to reply within one to three business days. Possibly longer if it's a very good hammock day.

Headquarters

Slothie HQ

Somewhere in the cloud forest
Monteverde, Costa Rica
(look for the sloth)

Hours

Monday – FridayWhenever we wake up
SaturdayMaybe
SundayDefinitely not